Official Justin Stats™
Independently audited by his daughters, who are both very strict.
Client goals met, on a chart he made himself. Bars go up. Everyone cheers.
Burgers grilled. Number is approximate and growing as you read this.
Fish that got away. He still thinks about it. Its name was Gary.
Daughters. Identical twins. Equally skilled at stealing his guitar picks.
The Grill-O-Meter 🔥
Justin doesn't follow recipes. Recipes follow Justin. Crank the heat and see what he thinks.
Go Fish (With Justin) 🎣
Click the fish to catch them. 15 seconds on the clock. Justin's record is "all of them."
Jam With Justin 🎸
Worship team guitarist. Living-room rock star. Hit a chord and feel the crowd go mild (his daughters are a tough audience). Turn your sound on.
Twin Detector 👀
Justin has twin daughters. Science has not determined how many twins he has. Let's check.
Reviews (Totally Real)
"He made our marketing goals actually make sense. Then he grilled us lunch. 11/10."— A very happy client
"Blub. Blub blub. (Translation: he releases you with a nice compliment.)"— A fish, Lake Somewhere
"Dad, play the song again. No, the OTHER one. No, the first one."— Both twins, simultaneously
"I was on that grill for 4 minutes per side. Perfection. I have no regrets."— A former burger
"He visited us at the zoo and waved. We waved back. Bond formed."— A goat at the petting zoo
"Positive difference? Every single day. Also he's on key."— The worship team